Reviews

Below you'll find our latest reviews of films out in cinemas and on DVD, as well as updates on festivals and short films. For a list of older reviews just click on the relevant section from the menu above.

Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance 3D

Admitting to enjoying a Nic Cage film always feels like a guilty pleasure. But there is often plenty to be entertained by, regardless of how incredulous the story his character resides in is. In fact after the lukewarm response to the first Ghost Rider film, there is nothing to lose with the second one – and this gung-ho attitude permeates Cage’s Johnny Blaze character too, with oodles of cheap thrills to be had. In Spirit of Vengeance, Blaze still struggles with his demonic side as he hides out in Eastern Europe. But he is soon called upon by a holy man called Moreau (Idris Elba) to stop...

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The Muppets

Co-writer and star Jason Segel and director James Bobin courageously embraced the arduous task of recapturing the magic of The Muppets for a new generation, safe in the knowledge that the adult ‘kids’ out there who remember the show first time around would only need a few bars of Sam Pottle and Jim Henson’s iconic theme tune to secure a captive interest. However, this alone cannot guarantee a whole new movie’s success, and it’s because Segel and Bobin – of The Flight of the Conchords fame – have stuck to making this a puppet character-driven piece full of the coy innocence of the 70s’...

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Man On A Ledge

It's a ridiculous heist movie that occasionally descends into utter nonsense, but somehow it's still quite fun. Sam Worthington needs to work on his accent though. The 'Avatar' star takes on the role of Nick Cassidy, a cop convicted of a crime he didn't commit. Needless to say, he's not going to sit back and take it. Instead he concocts a daring plan to escape custody and prove his innocence. Beginning with a brawl at his father's funeral and ending up on a hotel ledge, Cassidy's plan sets in motion an audacious heist which will rely on the ingenuity of his brother (Jamie Bell) and the predictability...

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Martha Marcy May Marlene

The smash hit of last year's Sundance film festival, Sean Durkin's blistering debut has set tongues wagging for its combination of dreamlike imagery and a startling performance by Elizabeth Olsen. Marcy May (Elizabeth Olsen) has just fled the confines of a rural cult. Under the brutal patriarchy of its leader (John Hawke) she had been forced to work the land, follow his orders, and submit to his sexual whims. Turning to the sister she abandoned long ago (Sarah Paulson), Marcy May returns to the outside world, and her original name - Martha, to try and escape. But the past is a tough thing to escape,...

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The Woman In Black

Hammer Horror continues its attempt at dominating the cold chill in cinema's spine with this classic ghost tale, starring former Mr. Potter himself: Daniel Radcliffe. The shift away from corny pagan subject matter (don't try and remember 'Wake Wood') is a welcome one, and a tried-and-tested ghost story seems a good move. It's already had successful incarnations as a novel, stage play and surprisingly decent TV movie, so there don't seem to be too many risks involved with bringing it to the big screen... unless you doubt the talents of erstwhile wizard Daniel Radcliffe of course. The tale begins...

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Crazy, Stupid Love

A treatise on love, lust, loss and loneliness from the Hollywood craftmasters. You can try not to respond, try to parry the attack with cynicism and smug, self-assured intellectual superiority, but resistance is futile. This is super streamlined, focused and finessed film making at it’s most devastatingly effective. The story is an interesting cocktail - 1 part pygmalion makeover, 2 parts Mike Leigh ‘awkward’ social satire, with a twist of ‘Focker’s’ farce and a big slice of focus group resolution. Steve Carell is faultless as Cal Weaver, the archetypal middle aged, middle American...

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Jack And Jill

Oh Adam Sandler, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways... Actually, forget it. That'd take too long. Seriously though, Adam Sandler's continued success has become one of the world's greatest mysteries. He once started as a purveyor of puerile comedy with a specialty in delivering madcap scenarios featuring big kids who never really grew up. 'Billy Madison', 'Happy Gilmore', 'Little Nicky': all about naive man-boys growing out of their own little world's. Formulaic, but quirky enough to entertain for 90-minutes. Assuming you can tolerate Sandler screaming toilet humour for the duration. Now,...

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The Sitter

I keep having this recurring nightmare where a director repeatedly makes lazy stoner comedies crammed with pseudo-shock paedo jokes, lazy emotional cliché and paper thin attempts at nonsense that show all the imagination and energy of a depressed koala. Hang on a second... David Gordon Green is real?! I thought he was just comedy's Freddie Krueger! I always seem to fall asleep in his films and have the ugliest cinema-dreams. But if he's real, then God help us all. 'The Sitter' is his latest bore fest, which has barely escaped total box office humiliation in the USA thanks to the dubious honour...

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Like Crazy

Relationships are hard enough without visas, stretches of water and time differences standing in your way. Writer-director Drake Doremus’s new romantic indie drama, Like Crazy, tackles the tricky issues faced by any fledgling couple, in addition to trying to keep love alive while separated by two continents. British college student Anna (Felicity Jones) is coming to the end of her summer term at an LA university, but has fallen for American student Jacob (Anton Yelchin), and the pair cannot bear to be parted. She decides to stay the summer, overstaying her student visa. When she returns to the UK then...

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J. Edgar

This is yet another film full of promise about another enigmatic icon, J. Edgar Hoover, the man who created the FBI, and one of the most complicated and feared characters to walk the US corridors of power. The parallels between this film and the recently released The Iron Lady, starring Meryl Streep, are apparent: both films allow the controversial protagonist the chance to tell their side of events, but both brush over further enlightening those not in the know as to the seismic impetus their individual reigns had on politics and power. The story explores the public and private life of J. Edgar...

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The Brigand of Kandahar

Another Hammer production line product, set in the late 19th century battleground of the Raj when Kandahar was still in India and this sort of tawdry film making was still financially viable. That so many people ‘worked’ to construct this cobbled together tosh is a wonder in itself. Filmed entirely on set in Bray, Middlesex and stealing as much footage from the location shot ‘Zakar’ as they could get away with, this is repertory cinema with an old India viewed through a provincial British filter. Oliver Reid is Eli Khan, the Bin Laden of his day, leading Indian rebels against the dirty...

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The Scarlet Blade (AKA The Crimson Blade)

Historical fiction is at it’s zenith currently. The sheer volume of titles released in the last 5 years bear testimony to the public’s desire for insight into past times and a love of costumed tales of power, corruption, lust and lies. This era of ‘hisploitation’ ( © this author 2012) has leapt off the page and onto our screens. Historical fiction is second only to comic books in Hollywood’s story sources in the noughties, ‘The Tudors’ and ‘Pillars of The Earth’ on the small screen and ‘300’, ‘The Black Death’ ‘Ironclad’ and the plethora of straight-to-streaming...

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War Horse

Spielberg's latest epic is adapts from the novel/stage a play of the same name, chronicling the twin trials of everyday family woes and once-in-a-generation tragedy as a young boy and his horse grow up together, before being separated by World War I. Expect plenty of tear-jerking moments. A poverty-stricken family in Devon are in a spot of bother after boozy patriarch Ted (Peter Mullan) wastes a fortune bidding on a thoroughbred horse named Joey. Despite his wife's (Emily Watson) haranguing, his son Albert (Jeremy Irvine) convinces him that he can raise the horse himself. He makes a go of it, but events...

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The Iron Lady

"Nurse! Crazy Maggie's been at the milk again!" So begins a bizarre tale of dementia that is 50% the story of an old woman chatting to the ghost of her dead husband, and 50% a glossy montage sequence of 1980s Britain. The headlines around this release have centre wholly on how the film affects the image of two women: Meryl Streep and Margaret Thatcher. For the former, deserved plaudits sing of her versatile performance, equally capturing the fragility of an aging icon and the prowess of a political powerhouse at the top of her game. She certainly looks the part, and at times she captures the eponymous...

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The Lady

Visionary French director Luc Besson is no stranger to developing utterly compelling stories centring on intriguing female protagonists, and delving into the make-up of their psyche during their individual struggle, from adults ('Nikita') to children ('Leon'). Therefore, with the story of what made one of history’s most iconic female figures, Burmese pro-democracy fighter Aung San Suu Kyi tick at his fingertips, Besson has surely struck cinematic gold? Disappointingly not, even if charismatic actress Michelle Yeoh is present to help translate Daw Suu’s remarkable political and personal journey....

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Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Tom Cruise reviving his Ethan Hunt, special agent, role for the fourth time was bound to raise a few eyebrows considering the hit-and-miss reception of the other three films. But thanks to the dynamic directing from action aficionado Brad Bird ('The Incredibles)' and his first live-action foray, Ghost Protocol may still retread old ground in terms of plot, but it does it with intentional tongue-in-cheek mockery at the franchise, and on an IMAX screen, with jaw-dropping stunts. After the bombing of the Kremlin is blamed on the actions of special agent Hunt and team (Simon Pegg as Benji and Paula...

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Goon

From the makers of 'Superbad' and 'The Pineapple Express' comes 'Goon', a largely forgettable, occasionally funny, and often quite irritating ice hockey film. When nice-but-dim Doug Glatt (Seann William Scott), a bouncer in a Massachusetts night club, attends a local ice hockey game, his life takes a dramatic turn. Doug ends up beating the crap out of one of the visiting players and the home team coach, much impressed, recruits Doug to become the team's enforcer - or 'goon'. Unfortunately, Doug's not too hot on his skates, which initially causes a certain amount of resentment and ridicule among...

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The King of Fighters

When a Boston museum hosts a private unveiling of three priceless relics; the Kagura Mirror, the Yagami Necklace and the Kusanagi Sword, no one is prepared for the shocking events that follow. Folklore tells that when the ancient relics are placed together, they become incredibly powerful and are capable of opening a portal into another dimension where the mystical entity known as the Orochi resides. Legend has it that whoever controls the Orochi will become invincible. The beautiful Maggie Q (Nikita, Priest) stars as Mai Shiranui, an undercover cop tasked with solving the mystery of the Orochi...

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Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle might be turning in his grave at the use of his work, but if he had a sense of humour, he might appreciate Guy Ritchie’s more contemporary, humorous interpretation of his British sleuth, Sherlock Holmes, and certainly admire Robert Downey Jr’s eccentric turn as the infamous detective. What is certain is Ritchie gets to play out his love of Cockney bromance once more, while taking a European action-packed tour, Orient Express style this time around. Holmes (Downey Jr) turns sulky schoolboy when his right-hand man, Dr Watson (Jude Law), decides to give up bachelorhood...

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Puss In Boots

Shrek’s journey has been one of highs and lows, and was running out of interesting places to go. But giving a supporting character stand alone in a film can go either way. Miller and co have definitely succeeded with 'Puss in Boots' in the new 3D film of the same name, tapping into the older audience’s nursery-rhyme nostalgia while putting the ‘cool’ back into the time-old stories for the newer generation. Long before he even met Shrek, the notorious fighter, lover and outlaw Puss in Boots (voiced by Antonio Banderas) was an orphan then a criminal then a local hero after an adventure...

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